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I have such a bad cold ;A;
I caught the flu from the convention ;A;
Which is why I have been gone all week dying ;A;



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The Rules:

1. Must post all rules!
2. Each person has to share 13 things about them selves
3. Answer 13 questions given to you and then come up with 13 of your own
4. Literally tag 13 people
5. You can't say you don't do tags
6. Tag backs are allowed
7. You must make a journal entry
8. Must be done in a week or you must listen to whatever the tagger says
9. Be creative with the title

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1. Why do you enjoy art?
It's often creative, unique, speaks a persons' heart or mind, many reasons, really!

2. Do you have a best friend on this site, or in real life?
I'm very slow when it comes to realizing best friends, but I'll assume yes!

3. Do you like tacos?
Yeesssssssss tacos♥

4. Does the color pink make you happy?
Depends on the pink and it's application! Sometimes, yes!

5. Am I annoying?
WHAT!! No!!! Don't think that!!

6. If someone you knew suddenly walked up to you and gave you a kiss, how would you react?
Depends on who it is! Lady-wise, pretty much fair game! Very few men have that privilege...

7. Do you have a strange addiction to anything? If so, explain maybe???
BACON AND MILK. I crave it so hard, all the time, I love it so much...unhealthily so!

8. What's your favorite animal?
Bunnies.....guilty as charged♥

9. What are you attracted to in a person?
Personality! I'm virtually body-blind- seems to be part of being a pan-sexual! It's the person inside, not the shell they wear!

10. What makes you happy in this world?
I'm not sure yet. But I know that hugs and physical contact feels really good!

11. If you could have anything you wanted right now, name only one thing.
To never catch a cold/flu EVER AGAIN

12. How do you feel about furries?
Granted that I work with a lot of them (and am sorta "dating" one/have one recruited into my harem) I feel they are just like any other person! I may not be one, but I personally enjoy the company of a furry more than just a regular person. I don't know what it is about the ones I know, but they're just...so much better as people in so many ways. Well, so far with my experiences, anyways!

13. What scares you?
Lots of things...the unknown, the dark, not being in control of myself/free will, doctors, hospitals, physical exposure, firetruck sirens, not knowing things, genitals/body fluids, men's ding dongs/pregnancy....eugh.





Uhhh....I'm too tired to come up with questions....go collect these ones: Because MERP!




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The first thirteen unsuspecting fools who read this journal- enjoy c:
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Dear :Renacy-Ozell:,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in your camping car and I saw you sit on my John F. Kennedy-statue. I'm sure you're Mongolic enough to understand that there is no solution to this. I'm returning your memories from the military service to you, but I'll keep your suicide note as a memory. You should also know that I never openly mocked the apartment building.

Greetings to your freaky family, Your-Decrepit-Memory 




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PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I have absolutely no idea why but I nearly died laughing when I read it after!! Like, seriously, I starting choking on saliva mid-laughter IT'S NOT EVEN THAT FUNNY- but jebus pingas I could not stop laughing so damn hard x'D Just one of those freaking things I guess!!
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Dear -icon of the last person you spoke to online-
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you,but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12____, -Your Name-

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1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
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I never thought I'd end up in this position but then again I never thought any of what's been happening lately would ever happen. So here we are!
Essentially, there have been a lot of medical issues going on in my life right now, and between them, treatments, surgeries (had and to come), Internet bill, bus pass, we no longer have enough money to buy food. I think we can scrape by rent, bus pass and Internet. But whether or not we can, we have literally nothing left for food.
We're looking for anything we can get right now. Everything and anything counts, no matter how small.

We're setting out our preferred base prices but we're definitely willing to try and compromise.
You can commission either myself or Renacy-Ozell, this is for her works.


Headshot Sketches

Approximately $1-$2


PER CHARACTER
Eg1 by Your-Decrepit-MemoryEg4 by Your-Decrepit-Memory


Detailed/Chibis Sketch/Lineart

Approximately $2-$5


PER CHARACTER
Sk1 by Your-Decrepit-MemoryCh1 by Your-Decrepit-Memory

Semi-Colour Lineart

Approximately $3-$6


PER CHARACTER
Eg2 by Your-Decrepit-MemoryEg3 by Your-Decrepit-Memory


Full Colour Sketch (Includes basic BG)

Approximately $4-$8


PER CHARACTER
Sc1 by Your-Decrepit-MemoryCh12 by Your-Decrepit-Memory


Clean Coloured

Approximately $8-$12


PER CHARACTER
Cp1 by Your-Decrepit-MemoryCr1 by Your-Decrepit-Memory
Fr by Your-Decrepit-Memory


Detailed Full Colour

Approximately $13-$35


PER CHARACTER
Fc4 by Your-Decrepit-MemoryFc1 by Your-Decrepit-MemoryFc2 by Your-Decrepit-MemoryCf2 by Your-Decrepit-MemoryFc3 by Your-Decrepit-Memory




Prices subject to change, but anything helps!


*COUGH feelfreetosharethis COUGH*
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A friend of mine committed suicide a few days ago.

I know I have things that I owe, but I just need some time. I can't help the sadness right now...I feel terrible for more than one reason...a couple days before the incident I had joked with some others that funerals are frequent in and around my family...and then this. I know it has absolutely no relation to what happened, but I still feel so guilty...

He was such a sweet and amazing man...not to mention that he was a very important man in a community which I won't name...it was completely unexpected...but I noticed that the last few times I'd seen him he appeared progressively more sad...I haven't seen him in a while...I just don't know...I really liked him...shamefully so...

I know...this hasnothing to do with DeviantArt either but...I just don't feel like coming here...hah, it's a bit weird, but I would rather keep to myself for a while...between my new job, old job, and woman, I will keep distracted...or at least try...I just feel so bad...my mother is such a terrible person...the things she says, where her priorities lie...she keeps bringing him up... acting as if she understands what he went through, as if she knows anything about depression, suffering or why someone would commit suicide...but she's wrong...she doesn't understand...

I just can't handle people right now...if they don't make me sad, chances are they make me irritable...if not irritable then jaded...

I just don't feel comfortable trying to be social or comforting to others...I don't think I can convey myself as much as I would wish to...such serious topics always taken so lightly...

Pain...depression...suffering...suicide...such is life...I just hate the dramas of DeviantArt, everywhere you look...it's so unpleasant...it's no one's fault, these feelings can be soothedbut not easily helped...right now, I can't be of any stable assistance...this case hits a little too close to the heart...I hadn't know and there was nothing I could do...but I still feel like there was...and I missed it somehow...I don't blame myself, there is no way that I could...just ill timing for an ill-mannered joke...

I just wish...that these topics weren't taken so lightly...so few of you actually know what half the things you say really mean...or at least not the full extent...my mother is such a hearless self-centered woman...the only thing she cares about is how the ending of his life will help her return to that community of people...she doesn't actually care that he died...to her it is a convenience...I despise her...I can't believe her...his death...is so much more...he was a respectable man...honest and kindhearted...

So I am very sorry...I will provide what I owe...but not right now...I don't know when...but I will do what I have promised...

I just need some time...

Please forgive me...

I'm sorry...


I'm not looking for any condolences...so please don't...

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